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Funniest wrong answers? Quizzes on the TV? Anything quiz related that doesn't fit into the categories above can be discussed here.

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#47302 by treble1999
Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:08 am
How about a new tag?

Somebody posts the first line of a limerick. The next person adds the second line, the next the third, and so on. Whoever completes the limerick also begins the next one.

A couple of complete ones follow for inspiration.

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

On the breast of a barmaid named Gail
Were tattoo'd the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The prices were written in Braille.

Okay then, to start us off...
(copy the line and add yours)


There was a young man on the quiz-zone

#47322 by rodbox
Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:32 am
There was a young man on quiz-zone
Whose fingers were worn to the bone

#47339 by steady66
Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:28 pm
There was a young man on quiz-zone
Whose fingers were worn to the bone
He laughed at the jokes

#47380 by rodbox
Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:29 pm
There was a young man on quiz-zone
Whose fingers were worn to the bone
He laughed at the jokes
From all the old soaks

#47394 by Bigal
Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:38 pm
There was a young man on quiz-zone
Whose fingers were worn to the bone
He laughed at the jokes
From all the old soaks
But secretly had a good moan.


A regular quizzer called Rod,
............

#47401 by EddieBarrett
Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:40 pm
A regular quizzer called Rod,
Said that a wink was as good as a nod,

#47454 by rodbox
Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:23 pm
A regular quizzer called Rod,
Said that a wink was as good as a nod,
As long as his glass,

#47459 by Zevon
Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:33 pm
A regular quizzer called Rod,
Said that a wink was as good as a nod,
As long as his glass,
was filled by a lass,

#47461 by treble1999
Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:40 pm
A regular quizzer called Rod,
Said that a wink was as good as a nod,
As long as his glass,
was filled by a lass,
With a smile like our old mate Ken Dodd!

JUS has a very sharp stick

#47472 by Zevon
Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:52 pm
JUS has a very sharp stick,
so if your in trouble move quick.

#47480 by JUS
Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:01 pm
JUS has a very sharp stick,
so if your in trouble move quick.
She once poked Bigal

#47481 by Zevon
Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:04 pm
JUS has a very sharp stick,
so if your in trouble move quick.
She once poked Bigal
in his ear canal

#47494 by treble1999
Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:37 pm
JUS has a very sharp stick,
so if your in trouble move quick.
She once poked Bigal
in his ear canal
And now he's a trifle thick!

(only joking!) :D

A savage hamster down Norfolk way

#47496 by Zevon
Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:38 pm
A savage hamster down Norfolk way
Has his neighbours in dissary.

#47497 by treble1999
Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:41 pm
A savage hamster down Norfolk way
Has his neighbours in dissary.
He took a bite
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