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Funniest wrong answers? Quizzes on the TV? Anything quiz related that doesn't fit into the categories above can be discussed here.

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#156210 by wildrover
Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:15 pm
My nephew knows who did it!

#156213 by JUS
Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:36 pm
:o

#156482 by JUS
Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:21 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPOSdyA7Uo

Squirrel tries to bury nut in dog fur :shock:

#156827 by Tallscot
Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:15 pm
Genuine questions asked by potential tourists going to visit Australia, and the hilarious answers they received from the Australian Tourism website.

Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA).

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)

A: You are a British Politician, right?
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden).

A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
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Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA).

A: Face South and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send you the rest of the directions.
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Q: Will I be able to see Kangaroos in the street? (USA).

A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden).

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK).

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France).

A: No, WE don't stink.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France).

A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA).

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA).

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy).

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA).

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA.

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK).

A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget it's name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA).

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA).

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

#156877 by JUS
Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:01 pm
Big mistake. HUGE!


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#156879 by Tallscot
Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:13 pm
You're right Jus, that is a huge mistake. The comma after the word 'consideration' is extraneous...

#156887 by JUS
Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:29 am
:evil: :evil: :evil:

#156892 by wildrover
Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:22 pm
Not as big as the one Island Records made!

#156893 by JUS
Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:03 pm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

#157259 by Tallscot
Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:46 pm
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#157306 by Bigal
Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:45 pm
Love it ! :D :D

#157457 by Tallscot
Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:41 pm
A thug, a footballer, a racist and an adulterer walk into a bar.

The barman asks, "what would you like Mr Terry?"
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