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Funniest wrong answers? Quizzes on the TV? Anything quiz related that doesn't fit into the categories above can be discussed here.

Moderators: playgirl, JUS, rodbox

#104379 by wildrover
Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:27 am
4 responses so far - any more? Need to close this tomorrow as I'm away.

#104760 by wildrover
Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:24 pm
Sorry - forgot to post this before I left. The Savage one is this week/month/year's winner although an honourable mention to Tonto who finished half way down but would have won with less interest in crumpet and more in cheese. Quiz-zoners also appear to be a porky bunch judging by the near unanimous desire to lose weight. Anyway, over to Sav...


#105039 by wildrover
Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:28 am
Sav - you going to set a new one?

#105585 by JUS
Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:43 pm
Name a popular Sunday Roast meat
Name one of the cities in which a CSI programme is set
Name a type of animal a child often has as a pet
Name a famous person who was assassinated
Name one member of the Young Ones (BBC TV)
Name one of the Wombles
Name a film starring Patrick Swayze
Name something that is best not attempted whilst naked
Name a celebrity chef
Other than traffic (cars,lorries etc.), name something you'd find on a motorway

PM me some answers................ :D...................to try and revive our flagging forum!

#105784 by JUS
Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:26 pm
Image click on pic 4 bigger image

As you can see, a very close match with Mr H winning even though he wasn't as popular a pet as he thought he'd be! Only Rod put what I would've about barbecuing your nether regions............
The wildrovers, we notice, have obviously had some kind of hideous ironing mishap together which is probably best unelaborated upon :twisted:

Over to you Savage....................revive our sagging forum......hurrah!

#105788 by Savage Hamster
Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:32 pm
1 A type of car which makes you jump to the conclusion that the driver is a (insert appropriate profanity of your choice)
2 Something often eaten outdoors
3 One gadget you would take to your desert island
4 A smell which takes you back to being a child
5 Your favourite waste of time
6 The age at which you were first served an alcoholic drink in a pub
7 A TV channel which you always check but never actually watch
8 Something you eat even though you know you really shouldn't
9 The first thing you do when you get home
10 A really annoying TV advert

PM Clean answers only please :shock: :oops: :wink:

#105961 by Savage Hamster
Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:09 pm
Any more entries?

#106158 by Savage Hamster
Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:44 pm
Apologies for the delay in processing :oops:


My answer for 1 would have been massive double cab pickups, I think I was first served in a pub at 15, the smell which takes me back to childhood would have been creosote

Full answers from the spreadsheet:


wildrover ($) = 10. Gocompare.com - why not justf**koff.com

#10 took a long time and raised my blood pressure. Honorary mentions go to:

1. Injury lawyers for You - There's no such thing as "the wrong type of ladder" you cock - just the wrong type of mentally deficient employee who hurt themselves through their own stupidity and sue their employer.
2. Those nauseatingly sickly Just for Men ads - more ties? Get a life.
3. Webuyanycar.com - aggravating, monotonous din
4. Sheila's Wheels - need I say more
5. Any Halifax advert - from Howard to the silly bint doing her impression of a turkey to Ice Ice Baby to High fiving to Spandau Ballet - pukable.
6. Would anyone seriously employ Gavin from Autoglass?
7. Cash my Gold - I loathe Dale Winton and I loathe companies who profiteer by paying idiots half the true market value of their trinkets. It should be illegal.
8. Any of those Over-50s Healthcare plans that callously tug at the heartstrings of grandparents while failing to point out that in 80% of cases the relatives get less out than they put in - disgusting.
9. Glade - I want to poo at Paul's? I want to take a dump on the whiny little brat's head.
10. And first runner up - Nintendo Train your Brain with Ant and Dec. If you're going to have a product to improve your mental powers why on earth would you advertise it using two tossers with scarily Neanderthal foreheads who've barely learned to grunt?

Phew sorry about that but I feel better now. I think I'm going to have to stop working from home with the TV on in the background...

Congratualtions to Buzzie, over to you

#106473 by JUS
Tue May 04, 2010 4:12 pm
BUZZIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8)

#106500 by Buzzie
Wed May 05, 2010 10:03 am
Yes Milady?

Ok here goes:

1. Apart from South Africa, name an African Team in this years World Cup Finals?
2. Other than Baked Beans, name a common tinned food?
3. Name somewhere you'd take the kids for a treat?
4. Name Something you would do to apologise to your partner?
5. Name a gadget you can't be without?
6. Name one of the 7 Dwarfs?
7. Name a non-European holiday destination
8. Name something you'd find in a garden shed?
9. Name a popular comedienne?
10. Name a celebrity couple?

PMs please! :D

#106677 by Buzzie
Thu May 13, 2010 11:59 am
6 so far, any more takers? Will leave it open until Friday 14th 2pm

#106779 by Buzzie
Mon May 17, 2010 2:32 pm
Ok so here are the results - a tie between Sav & Ian B, both on overall score & number of top answers!


So boys I leave it up to you to decide who posts next

Thanks to all for taking part! :D

#106807 by IAN B
Thu May 20, 2010 8:24 am
I'm not arguing with a hamster, especially a savage one - over to you Sav.

#107148 by Savage Hamster
Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:57 pm
Sorry for the delay, only just noticed this was my turn again...

1. A current Lib Dem MP apart from Nick Clegg and Vince Cable
2. Your preferred brand and flavour of crisps (score 2 if you match both)
3. A reason for not watching BB series 11
4. A famous fictional dog
5. A David Attenborough TV series
6. A film directed by Quentin Tarantino
7. A car you would buy if you won the lottery
8. A famous Scottish sportsman / woman
9. A London mainline railway station
10. Your internet home page

#107441 by Savage Hamster
Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:14 pm
Four entries so far, any more takers?
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