Page 206 of 210

PostPosted:Sun Dec 07, 2014 10:53 pm
by JUS
Not desperately a teaser, but who are this pair?


PostPosted:Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:07 pm
by Tallscot
It looks like that pair of beatniks, West and Nimoy?

PostPosted:Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:26 pm
by JUS

PostPosted:Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:02 pm
by Tallscot
William W. Washington's winsome wife, Willow, was woefully sweeping in windy, wet weather when William W. Washington's winsome wife, Willow, somehow slipped and got wringing wet. How many w's in all?

PostPosted:Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:46 pm
by wildrover
go on, I'll play - 24 on one reading. If it was a quiz I'd answer 25 on the assumption I'd missed one...

PostPosted:Wed Dec 10, 2014 2:14 am
by JUS
No Ws in the word ALL :lol:

PostPosted:Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:07 pm
by Tallscot
WD Jus. :)

PostPosted:Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:42 pm
by Tallscot
Four men sat down to play, they played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun, with separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain; if no one lost, how all could gain?

PostPosted:Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:04 am
by JUS
They were musicians/buskers playing with music scores.

PostPosted:Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:23 pm
by Tallscot
They were. :)

PostPosted:Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:14 pm
by JUS
I've nicked this....................and it's possibly been asked before as is :oops:

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?

PostPosted:Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:41 am
by tonto
You must have done it before, cos even I can get the answer.

Plug the plug out?

PostPosted:Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:27 am
by JUS
:D :D :D

PostPosted:Fri Dec 19, 2014 12:32 pm
by Buzzie
What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?

PostPosted:Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:03 am
by JUS
The kangaroot doesn't need tying down Sport?