TODAY'S THOUGHTS/QUOTES AND WITTY BITS

JUS · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:12 pm Post subject:

This link is a little bit rude.........do not look if easily offended!

I don't know whether this product truly exists (or if it is an elaborate joke) and haven't bought any b4 the wisecracks start Laughing

http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/My-New-Pink-Button-Bettie/M/B002P0ST1K.htm
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Which is worse -- ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care!

Buzzie · Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:06 pm Post subject:

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Rodney Marsh: "So how's your wifeâ€¦and my kids?"
Ian Botham: "The wife's fine, but the kids are retarded."

wildrover · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:49 am Post subject:

Best bit of all is the second review down from Albert S - I was in tears...

treble1999 · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:08 am Post subject:

Is this where the expression being in the pink comes from? Razz

Tallscot · Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:57 am Post subject:

Does it actually work, or are they just paying it lip service?
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treble1999 · Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:50 am Post subject:

I had ideas about being a gynaecologist once. Thought I might look into it...

JUS · Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:18 pm Post subject:

.....then you'd be able to decorate your porch through the letter box Shocked

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treble1999 · Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:51 pm Post subject:

Why are an old man's privates like a cut Christmas tree?

Cos the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration!

wildrover · Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:49 am Post subject:

Do you think he would be turning in his grave?

JUS · Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:15 pm Post subject:

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treble1999 · Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:11 am Post subject:

He would be if he could watch Big Brother

JUS · Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:46 am Post subject:

Bit sad Whitney's gone ............................... Sad

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Quiz master · master quizzer Joined: 26 Nov 2010 Posts: 6594

Very sad indeed. A great singer and performer Crying or Very sad

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treble1999 · Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:31 pm Post subject:

I agree. It's a sad loss.

JUS · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:12 pm Post subject:

Happy Birthday Bigal!

Bit late...........but........woooooooooooo!

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