Limericks

Bigal · Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:07 pm Post subject:

... because it's "God's Own County" Very Happy

Bigal · Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:22 pm Post subject:

I pity Lancastrian lasses,
And it's surely true there are masses.
They just have to talk
And boy when they walk
You can't miss the size of their asses!

JUS · Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:17 pm Post subject:

Yes I do have a rather plump donkey!
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treble1999 · Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:28 pm Post subject:

Brilliant!

JUS · Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:12 pm Post subject:

Bigal, a young chap from Northants,
Kept turtles in his underpants,
One bit him down there
On one of his pair,
It's no wonder how much he rants!

Shocked

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treble1999 · Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:23 am Post subject:

Bigal · Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:40 pm Post subject:

We know Jus' donkey is plump
but surely he can't be a chump
To explain his size
He just rolled his eyes
Saying "it's all inspired by her rump"

JUS · Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:44 pm Post subject:

Alas, about this I must moan,
"Bigal, leave my bottom alone!"
The size of my rear
Is nothing to fear
This isn't Playboy, it's Quiz Zone.

Cool

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treble1999 · Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:12 pm Post subject:

There was a young man from Stroud
Who attracted quite a crowd,
Stood on his head
With his legs spread,
He looked surprisingly proud.

JUS · Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:01 pm Post subject:

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treble1999 · Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:16 am Post subject:

What's up, JUS? Obviously I mean proud of his balancing skills... Smile

JUS · Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:05 am Post subject:

Yes, I bet! Surprised

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treble1999 · Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:19 am Post subject:

There was an old lady from Gloucester
Who asked an old friend to accost her,
The reason, she said,
Was having a dread
Of not ever trying the posture!

treble1999 · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:20 am Post subject:

I've been very good...

...but you know it can't last... Very Happy

A music lover said "Oh, no!
This record player says 'phono',
The sound is so bad
I must have been had,
And who's this fellow called Bono?" Twisted Evil

JUS · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:13 am Post subject:

Dear U2, how lovely you are,
I listen at home and in-car,
Tho' Treble may mock on,
I know that you'll rock on
You're better than all bands, by far!

Twisted Evil

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Which is worse -- ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care!