Limericks

JUS · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:51 pm Post subject:

Anyone calling Bono a "banjo strummer"...........will have me to deal with! Twisted Evil

There was a young fellow called Treble,
Who thought that he was quite a rebel,
Till one Friday night
He had such a fright...........
Paul Hewson hit him with a pebble.

That'll teach you!
Evil or Very Mad

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Which is worse -- ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care!

treble1999 · Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:56 am Post subject:

Paul Hewson's a bit of a devil,
In fan worship he likes to revel,
But under the mask
If you were to ask,
He looks quite a lot like Phil Neville!

Twisted Evil

Bigal · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:03 am Post subject:

The more of dear Jus that one learns,
The more of our love that she earns,
So please join with me,
When I say that we,
All say "Many Happy Returns"

A Very Happy Birthday to You, Jus. With lots of love.

Rob_Bob · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:33 am Post subject:

Happy birthday Jus Very Happy

JUS · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:17 pm Post subject:

Thankyou

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treble1999 · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:58 pm Post subject:

JUS, many happy returns.

JUS · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:20 pm Post subject:

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treble1999 · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:45 am Post subject:

Did you get a card?

JUS · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:50 pm Post subject:

Yes, hand delivered Laughing

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treble1999 · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:20 am Post subject:

After a concert one day,
I heard U2's Bono say
If JUS is in here
Then buy me a beer,
It looks like I'm gonna stay...

Very Happy

I can do nice ones as well Very Happy

JUS · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:06 am Post subject:

I'll start off a topicalish one with a first line...........add as you see fit

The budget is hitting us hard.............
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treble1999 · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:10 pm Post subject:

The budget is hitting us hard
The children now sleep in the yard...

JUS · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:18 pm Post subject:

The budget is hitting us hard
The children now sleep in the yard
The dog and the cat
Have moved to a flat
And we are surviving on lard!
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JUS · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:19 pm Post subject:

Oh how we all love Royal Mail...
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treble1999 · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:21 pm Post subject:

Oh how we all love Royal Mail
Deliver in rain and in hail...