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Here's a thought. how about a thread where you post an answer, and the next bod posts the question. Here's the starter.
They are all left handed.
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What's unusual about polar bears?
Bono 
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orac
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Who can't spell Bonio ?
They have very small ears.
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JUS
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Why don't hamsters wear glasses?
Preparation H.
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What have u needed to use recently Jus?
When pigs fly |
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Bigal
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When will pork be high ?
They are usually found in twos. |
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JUS
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How do traffic wardens exist in the wild?
It's the size of a pickled walnut.
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How big is John Prescotts brain?
!7 shillings and 6 pence Ha'penny.
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How much does a house cost in Yorkshire?
Cheese and Onion.
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What are the names Posh and Becks are considering for their next offspring ?
Pink and wrinkled. |
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JUS
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What's Miss Piggy's bottom look like these days?
He got his finger stuck in a dyke.
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Essex Boy
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What sad fate befell Dusty Springfield's first boy-friend ?
A Coating of Olive Oil. |
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What cologne do you wear on a first date?
Two bananas and a custard cream.
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How much food can u fit in your mouth?
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JUS
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What would I say if Bono turned up on my doorstep?
Four kitten collars and a washing line!
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