Limericks

treble1999 · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:08 am Post subject: Limericks

How about a new tag?

Somebody posts the first line of a limerick. The next person adds the second line, the next the third, and so on. Whoever completes the limerick also begins the next one.

A couple of complete ones follow for inspiration.

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

On the breast of a barmaid named Gail
Were tattoo'd the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The prices were written in Braille.

Okay then, to start us off...
(copy the line and add yours)

There was a young man on the quiz-zone

rodbox · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:32 am Post subject:

There was a young man on quiz-zone
Whose fingers were worn to the bone
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steady66 · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:28 pm Post subject:

There was a young man on quiz-zone
Whose fingers were worn to the bone
He laughed at the jokes

rodbox · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:29 pm Post subject:

There was a young man on quiz-zone
Whose fingers were worn to the bone
He laughed at the jokes
From all the old soaks
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Bigal · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:38 pm Post subject:

There was a young man on quiz-zone
Whose fingers were worn to the bone
He laughed at the jokes
From all the old soaks
But secretly had a good moan.

A regular quizzer called Rod,
............

EddieBarrett · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:40 pm Post subject:

A regular quizzer called Rod,
Said that a wink was as good as a nod,
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"She's got Bette Davis eyes"

rodbox · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject:

A regular quizzer called Rod,
Said that a wink was as good as a nod,
As long as his glass,
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Zevon · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:33 pm Post subject:

A regular quizzer called Rod,
Said that a wink was as good as a nod,
As long as his glass,
was filled by a lass,
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667 The Neighbour Of The Beast

treble1999 · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:40 pm Post subject:

A regular quizzer called Rod,
Said that a wink was as good as a nod,
As long as his glass,
was filled by a lass,
With a smile like our old mate Ken Dodd!

JUS has a very sharp stick

Zevon · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject:

JUS has a very sharp stick,
so if your in trouble move quick.
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667 The Neighbour Of The Beast

JUS · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:01 pm Post subject:

JUS has a very sharp stick,
so if your in trouble move quick.
She once poked Bigal
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Which is worse -- ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care!

Zevon · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject:

JUS has a very sharp stick,
so if your in trouble move quick.
She once poked Bigal
in his ear canal
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667 The Neighbour Of The Beast

treble1999 · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:37 pm Post subject:

JUS has a very sharp stick,
so if your in trouble move quick.
She once poked Bigal
in his ear canal
And now he's a trifle thick!

(only joking!) Very Happy

A savage hamster down Norfolk way

Zevon · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:38 pm Post subject:

A savage hamster down Norfolk way
Has his neighbours in dissary.
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667 The Neighbour Of The Beast

treble1999 · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject:

A savage hamster down Norfolk way
Has his neighbours in dissary.
He took a bite