| 1. | True bleep? Blue Peter |
| 2. | It quotes mine? Question time |
| 3. | Needs tears? Eastenders |
| 4. | Bright robe? Big brother |
| 5. | Excited shanty? Sex and the city |
| 6. | V.A.T. on housewife orgy? Have I got news for you |
| 7. | Do rye cakes today? Ready Steady Cook |
| 8. | Wore three drums? Murder she wrote |
| 9. | Soft quiet soprano? A Question Of Sport |
| 10. | Blow, or the Italian womans lies? Who wants to be a millionaire |