| 1. | Tell 'em about the honey, Mummy |
| 2. | Connecting people |
| 3. | Made in Scotland from girders |
| 4. | We won't make a drama out of a crisis |
| 5. | Cleans like a white tornado |
| 6. | The cream of Manchester |
| 7. | Central heating for kids |
| 8. | I'm only here for the beer |
| 9. | Made to make your mouth water |
| 10. | Bread wi' nowt taken out |