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Funniest wrong answers? Quizzes on the TV? Anything quiz related that doesn't fit into the categories above can be discussed here.

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#136066 by treble1999
Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:20 am
There was a young man from Bude
Whose habits were a bit rude
He had an attraction
To the attachments
Whilst hoovering in the nude! :shock:

:D I've heard it happens..!

#136102 by JUS
Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:44 am
There was a young fellow from Kent,
Whose NOSE? was a tiny bit bent, :?
He got in a tangle
With his angle of dangle
But was well liked wherever he went! :o

Write a limerick for this one http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2111064/Commuter-accused-sex-act-train-tells-court-strumming-imaginary-banjo.html

PS Strumming of imaginary banjos is prohibited on this forum. :lol:

#136108 by Bigal
Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:10 am
To strum your banjo I'm told
Is considered to be rather bold
It'll wind up poor Jus
Who'll make quite a fuss
Your body will end rather cold

#136111 by JUS
Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:42 am
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyone else?

#136114 by treble1999
Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:32 am
An old fellow said 'Its a bummer,
To complain that I am a strummer,
I've trained my small snake
To wiggle and shake
One heck of an act for the summer!'

#136120 by JUS
Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:15 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:

#136129 by Bigal
Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:19 pm
If your banjo you're hoping to strum
Then Quiz Zone's the place you must come
Your music won't last
Little time will have passed
When a sharp pointy stick meets your bum.

#136130 by JUS
Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:35 pm
brilliant! 8) :wink:

#136164 by treble1999
Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:36 pm

#136165 by treble1999
Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:41 pm
Whenever a strummer is swaying,
It really goes without saying,
That he could discover
A much better lover,
It's best when a lady is playing... :D

#136166 by Bigal
Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:49 pm

To conclude this sad tale of woe,
Which out of proportion doth grow,
Let's agree that each clown
Who attempts a put-down,
Be told "Go strum your banjo"!

#136169 by Tallscot
Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:15 pm
Before his tale is dispatched
An evil plan he has hatched
He's cut off the wires
with a stout pair of pliers
Now he's looking for 'no strings attached...'

#136175 by JUS
Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:29 pm
Well done all :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't get Duelling Banjos out of my head now................

#136180 by treble1999
Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:16 pm
Okay, so it is getting a bit thin now...

... but one last attempt...

There was a strummer quite blue
Who said I know that it's true,
I am a bit sad,
But can't be that bad,
I could always sing for U2!

#136181 by JUS
Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:51 pm
Anyone calling Bono a "banjo strummer"...........will have me to deal with! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

There was a young fellow called Treble,
Who thought that he was quite a rebel,
Till one Friday night
He had such a fright...........
Paul Hewson hit him with a pebble.

That'll teach you!
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