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Funniest wrong answers? Quizzes on the TV? Anything quiz related that doesn't fit into the categories above can be discussed here.

Moderators: playgirl, JUS, rodbox

#158747 by treble1999
Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:32 pm
There is life in the quiz zone! :)

#158975 by navaho56
Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:18 am
Radio Faux Pas ~

Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."

Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Langer felt much better today after a 69."

The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."

Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

Heard from the late Jim Laker, commentating on an England /West Indies Test match and referring to ominous weather approaching from the west, he said: "There's a great black crowd at the Stretford End"

#159147 by Tallscot
Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:46 pm

After 3 goes, my PB is 225.

#159240 by playgirl
Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:47 pm
Here's more trickery to test your skills and patience...

We've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time we've seen it with numbers. Good example of a Brain Study:

If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.

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N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3


R34D1NG 17


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7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,


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T o my 'selected' strange-minded friends: If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends with 'yes' in the subject line. Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!

If you can read this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too.

Can you raed this? Olny 55 people out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it.


#159549 by JUS
Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:12 am
Gonna catch up with Mastermind at some point...................was a bloke on whose specialist subject was U2 apparently.................................ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh quiz bliss :!: Though no doubt it will be obscure stuff that I don't know about His Loveliness :oops:

#159551 by JUS
Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:17 am
Knew a handful....................was hardcore stuff :P

#159623 by Tallscot
Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:02 pm
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. "Oh God", says the barman - "not U2 again..."

#159624 by JUS
Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:30 am
:D :D :D

Gonna nick it!

#159637 by JUS
Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:37 pm
Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was standing too close to The Edge :oops:

I like playing Bonopoly, it's like Monopoly, but Where the Streets Have No Name................................ :lol:

#159692 by wildrover
Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:17 pm
Did you hear Bono had to have emergency surgery? His head was removed from his own arse.
After all these years Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for. He might have more luck if he took off those stupid sunglasses.
Following his motorbike accident Bono has said he might not be able to play the guitar again. What does he mean, "again"?

#159693 by wildrover
Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:20 pm
Did you hear Bono had to have emergency surgery? His head was removed from his own arse.
After all these years Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for. He might have more luck if he took off those stupid sunglasses.
Following his motorbike accident Bono has said he might not be able to play the guitar again. What does he mean, "again"?

#159695 by JUS
Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:50 pm

#159699 by Tallscot
Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:51 pm
Someone's ripped the first 20 pages and the last 20 pages from my dictionary. It goes from bad to worse...

#159722 by Tallscot
Thu Jan 29, 2015 8:19 pm
Whoever invented the selfie needs to take a good look at themselves...
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