|1.||A man rode into town on Friday, stayed for three days and three nights and then rode out, again on Friday. How could this be possible?|
The man's horse was called Friday
|2.||I am so fragile that when you say my name you break me. What am I?|
|3.||I can run, but I can't walk. I've got a mouth, but I can't talk. I have a head, but I never weep. I have a bed, but I never sleep. What am I?|
|4.||Mary's father has got four daughters. The first is called Ann, the second is called Anna and the third is called Annie. What is the name of the other daughter?|
Mary. (Read the question again!)
|5.||A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. Noticing something strange about the way the man said this, the barman pulled out a gun. The man said thank you and walked out without getting his glass of water. How can this be explained?|
The man had hiccups, and the barman noticed this when he asked for some water, so pulled out a gun to give him a fright. This cured the man's hiccups, so he had no need for his glass of water anymore.
|6.||A woman was pushing her car. When she stopped at a hotel, she realised she was bankrupt. Why?|
She was playing Monopoly
|7.||I have keys, but no locks. I have space, but no room. You can enter, but you can't come in. What am I?|
|8.||A man walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper how much one would cost. The shopkeeper replies "£1.20", so the man asks how much three would cost. The shopkeeper replies "£2.40". The man then asks for one hundred and thirty and hands £3.60 to the shopkeeper. What was he buying?|
Numbers to make up a house sign - each number cost £1.20.
|9.||John, Paul, George and Ringo all live in the same house. John and Ringo go out for the evening, and when they return find Paul lying dead on the floor in a puddle of water, surrounded by broken glass. John and Ringo know that George must have killed Paul. Why do they not even think about calling the police?|
George is a cat and Paul is a goldfish.
|10.||An aeroplane carrying 40 people crashed over the Atlantic Ocean, with every single person being killed. Yet two passengers survived. How is this possible?|
They were married.