1. Tell 'em about the honey, Mummy
 Sugar Puffs
2. Connecting people
3. Made in Scotland from girders
 Irn Bru
4. We won't make a drama out of a crisis
 Commercial Union
5. Cleans like a white tornado
6. The cream of Manchester
7. Central heating for kids
 Ready Brek
8. I'm only here for the beer
 Double Diamond
9. Made to make your mouth water
 Opal fruits
10. Bread wi' nowt taken out