All the teams are in the top four leagues
| 1 | Age Hotly Rumply? Plymouth Argyle |
| 2 | Often Cab Humour? AFC Bournemouth |
| 3 | Carats Pay Cell? Crystal Palace |
| 4 | Rent Herd Non Stop? Preston North End |
| 5 | Travel Op? Port Vale |
| 6 | A Handbag Dredger Mined? Dagenham and Redbridge |
| 7 | A Bloodbath Hovering Inn? Brighton and Hove Albion |
| 8 | Catch All Thine Rot? Charlton Athletic |
| 9 | Concerting Analyst? Accrington Stanley |
| 10 | Bridge Hoodlums? Middlesborough |