WHO SAID...?
1. I'm playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order. (Bonus point for to whom)
2. My toughest fight was with my first wife.
3. Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
4. Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
5. Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
6. Out, damned spot! Out, I say!
7. Kiss me, Hardy.
8. I am just going outside and may be some time.
9. Chamberlain seemed such a nice old gentleman that I thought I would give him my autograph.
10. It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on!