1. I'm playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order. (Bonus point for to whom)
 Eric Morecambe (to André Previn)
2. My toughest fight was with my first wife.
 Mohammed Ali
3. Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
 George W Bush
4. Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
 Spike Milligan
5. Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
 Mark Twain
6. Out, damned spot! Out, I say!
 Lady Macbeth
7. Kiss me, Hardy.
 Horatio Nelson (allegedly)
8. I am just going outside and may be some time.
 Captain Lawrence "Titus" Oates
9. Chamberlain seemed such a nice old gentleman that I thought I would give him my autograph.
 Adolf Hitler
10. It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on!
 Marilyn Monroe