1 | I'm playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order. (Bonus point for to whom) Eric Morecambe (to André Previn) |
2 | My toughest fight was with my first wife. Mohammed Ali |
3 | Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? George W Bush |
4 | Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? Spike Milligan |
5 | Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. Mark Twain |
6 | Out, damned spot! Out, I say! Lady Macbeth |
7 | Kiss me, Hardy. Horatio Nelson (allegedly) |
8 | I am just going outside and may be some time. Captain Lawrence "Titus" Oates |
9 | Chamberlain seemed such a nice old gentleman that I thought I would give him my autograph. Adolf Hitler |
10 | It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on! Marilyn Monroe |